After five years of research and after spending more than $500,000, the Sasquatch Genome Project presented footage on Tuesday (October 1, 2013) which it claims is conclusive proof that Bigfoot exists. Not only does the group have grainy, out-of-focus video as evidence, the also--apparently--have grainy, out-of-focus DNA from Bigfoot as well.
Well, now we can all rest easy and get on to more important questions like: Was the moon landing faked?
Here's more on the story from the Daily Mail (video below):
Bigfoot has long been considered a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, but on Tuesday a team of researchers screened what they claim is conclusive evidence that the creature, also known as Sasquatch, exists.During a news conference in Texas, the group of experts played several short clips that they described as ‘never before seen HD video’ of the supposed ape-like creature.The footage consisted of very short, grainy and out-of-focus clips of various apparently human-like, hairy figures moving about in wooded areas in Kentucky.